Movie review for jupiter ascending

Jupiter Ascending is an innovative and absolutely stunning visual display of sci-fi space adventures. The story is imperfect, yet appropriately complex and satisfying. Expect the need to stifle. The wisdom of the digiverse has it that the Wachowskis haven’t made anything to shout about except The.

Tragically, it is like that hot girl who can barely string together a coherent sentence.

And while it’s a living , it’s not much else. I hate my life , ” Jupiter grumbles as she crawls out of bed at 4:every morning. She slogs through her day with all the enthusiasm as a cat living in some sort of sick, sad world without laser pointers.

Her job doesn’t allow for a lot of free time. It felt kinda like watching a comic book. I read some of the goofs and such and a lot of them can be explained away.

As my late father use to tell people, Just watch the movie and shut up. It’s merely a hyper-ambitious saga salvaged by stars who know not to take it all too seriously.

That makes it a serviceable February release wisely saved from a summer movie beating. SECOND OPINION: FIlm Freak Central’s Walter Chaw has a decidedly darker view of the film. Written and directed by Lana and Andy Wachowski (the Matrix films), its earnest, adolescent enthusiasm is noble.

But with a blunt wit, misguided performances and a dull story, Jupiter ends up. Those looking for deep character development and strong storyline, however, may feel short changed. It is also dumb and over the top in its decisions, probably thanks to a hugely inflated sense of self-worth which is most likely present in both entities. To be fair to Jupiter, two previous wardrobe changes were affected by others upon her person while she was unconscious.

So this is a big step up for her agency and self-determination. Welcome to the movie with the weakest protagonist pretty much ever. Jupiter doesn’t drive the story here: she is yanked around by it. Cast: Channing Tatum, Mila Kunis, Eddie Redmayne.

Synopsis: A young woman discovers her destiny as an heiress of intergalactic nobility and must fight to protect the inhabitants of Earth from an ancient and destructive industry. Caine Wise (Channing Tatum) is a former solider hired to track her down and bring her back to her people. In space, no one can hear you scream… with laughter. Turns out Balem’s minions were about to murder Jupiter during the procedure.

JUPITER ASCENDING is a fairly entertaining sci-fi movie , with exciting action sequences and spectacle galore, but the characters lack depth, which makes it hard to feel any angst while the characters are in jeopardy.

Though there are some redemptive qualities, the movie ’s worldview is heavily influenced by New Age paganism. Apparently not a very nice person, Kunis is not a very good actress either. Her dark beauty is certainly exotic, but. The main actress Jupiter Jones is played by Mila Kunis.

The role of her star crossed lover is played by Channing Tatum. It was panned by most critics, bombed at the box office, and currently has a measly rating on Rotten Tomatoes. When tasked with creating a coherent film from said clips, the are disastrous. As you might expect, it’s a hard-hitting soundtrack bursting with bold bass and spatial effects that makes explosive use of the full soundstage.

Jupiter Jones (Mila Kunis), a Russian immigrant, gets up early to do the thankless job of cleaning, including cleaning toilets.